Tim Galbraith is a human being, a man, a father, a recovering addict, and author of the blog The Idiopathic Truth (idiopathictruth.com), which, is not necessarily recommended or discouraged for those who are taking or have recently taken a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI), or have uncontrolled, narrow-angle glaucoma. He has one tattoo, several moles, and a receding hairline. Among his ambitions are the eradication of war, a cure for cancer, ownership of the Detroit Tigers, the implantation of adamantium claws and the procurement of a 40 inch vertical. He is just shy of 200 pounds, enjoys long walks in the park, and promises to replace Monday with a second Saturday if he is ever elected Emperor. His mother packs his lunch each morning before he goes to work.