Sixty-two today
Don’t need plastic surgery
Since I am plastic
It’s been quite a ride
Based on a German sex doll
Tamed for US girls
Best face was the first
With sideways-glancing snake eyes
And a vampy pout
I’ve held every job
From model to astronaut
Idiot savant
I’m friends with celebs
Yet hated by feminists
And sister Skipper
Sex with Ken, no way—
We lack the genitalia!
Yet kids keep trying
Sometimes worth thousands
If never removed from box
Other times dismembered
I was born this way
Don’t harsh on my measurements
I’m a fantasy
My sign is Pisces
I’ll meet you on the dance floor
I’ll be your mirror
For a birthday gift
I want a Covid vaccine
And of course, world peace