Richard Oyama: The Poet as Comedian

Richard Oyama has published his poetry, reviews, fiction and creative nonfiction in Premonitions: The Kaya Anthology of New Asian North American Poetry, The Nuyorasian Anthology, Breaking Silence, Dissident Song, A Gift of Tongues, Malpais Review, Mas Tequila Review, Cultural Weekly and other small presses and literary publications. The Country They Know (Neuma Books) is his collection of poetry. He has a Master’s degree in English: Creative Writing from San Francisco State University. Oyama has taught at California College of Arts in Oakland, University of California at Berkeley and University of New Mexico. Orphans in the Storm, his first novel, is forthcoming.


The Poet as Comedian

The Poet as Comedian

    For Richard Pryor and Eminem

The wrecking ball is a useful project.

Keats was wrong. Beauty is a bombing pattern.

The poet listens to a backstabber who’s loaded because: (a) he’s socially dysfunctioned;  
    (b) he’s sad; (c) he’s happy; (d) because all his suburban homies back in dull 
   Connecticut do it. Yo.  

O & because Pukowski  did it. The Quiet Man declaims with Barry Fitzgerald stage-Irish 
    brogue like he just stepped off a coffinship from Galway Bay. He’s the cause celeb of   
    himself. He wants to be blessed for his outrage.

He listens to poets who’re elegiac-nostalgic for: (a) the aquarian boomdays; (b) the bra- 
    burning days; (c) the kill honky days (me too)

All the bitches he’s ever known are grayheaded whitemen in feathered bows and   
    earrings and heels.

They are pale gatekeepers, simpering machos, hypocrites, quislings, publicity hoes, 
    poseurs, self-important brownnoses & useta-be friends. 

He listens to a feminist poet who pledges fealty to her labia majora while he ponders 
    the contradiction between porn & high production values since, aesthetically, that 
    cinema should be messy as shit, furtive, unclean, a Cassavetes handheld job.

He listens to the endgame ironists whose tone control is immaculately freeze-dried to 
    tamp down hysteria.  They evade what they mean. Like, one claims to be “bored” by 
    white privilege.

These mothafuckers are lined up like Goya’s The Third of May 1808 against the wall.

He listens to the wanna-be pachuco, the genteel poet who dreams of reinstating   
    Mozart’s Austrian court, the flowercrone in a bourgeois hottub. After the  
    strangulation, she looks like Shelley Winters drowned in Loon Lake, her doughy face 
    floating upon the surface like a Monet lily. 

He listens to a hepcat who shoots up under the misapprehension Bird soared on heroin,   
    not genius. He offers to show me the exhibitionist tracks of his tears. No thanks. Da     
    junkie kicked. Americans love a rehab narrative. The abyss stares back. 

Blake was wrong. The road of excess leads to the brokedown palace.

The silent biracial Chicana thinks poetry is the weeds of her disordered garden. She 
    kisses Plath’s dead flesh. Neon sirens  shred the night. / Another school on lockdown. 

* * *

After the introduction, applause drizzles on the poet like tepid rain. He’s the feature, 
    the B movie after the newsreels /cartoons. They think he wears a crown of barbed 
    wire. His eyes slant in an epicanthic fold. He stumbles to the stage, feigning cowboy    
    ease.  Man, that mota was some potent shit. He plays with his mic. He worries about     
    the hugeness of his                                                                                                                       
                                         talent that,  depending on the company, is either an  elephant’s   
    phallus or an icebath’d nub (I  mean, like, the Ecumenical Council of Eunuchs knows   
    no  sizequeens!).

He looks out at the crowd. The chalk faces look not happy or expectant but like a
     submissive dog waiting for a biscuit. The fey poetaster thinks Oh how I love    
     cherryblossoms. Would you be my geisha? My Chinadoll?

He sprays a metaphysical Glock
                                                           -enspiel at the motherhugger with bell-like sounds.

He begins to read but his internal metronome is off. What does this gibberish mean? 
    Faces cloud over like normal disaster weather, asscheeks squeak against metal, a 
    cough explodes like a fertilizer bomb. He fidgets with a sheath of proof, gesticulating
    like Olivier doing Dick the Cripple. His voice grows taut as piano wire. He wants to
    plug in, to burn baby burn, to spit  

                                                                    a well-chosen insult at the frieze of caucasoid  
    faces, to shit his pants like the ooze on his Buster Brown shoes (busted on the top,   
    brown on the bottom) on the way to P.S. 125 in Harlem, to say you cracker-ass
    doofuses can suck my uncircumcised X-rated manga cock & leap off the stage like 
    an assassin to run guns in Gaza.

He thinks I don’t represent NOBODY but myself (whoever that is. I is another. You
    all make me want to shed my seal skin like a Sekie & be no-thing but invisible 
    poetry, Shinto essence. No model minority no doctrine no exemplar.

I’d rather be Urashima Taro the Fisherman who rides a five-colored turtle to the 
    Eternal Mountain on an island of jeweled palaces beneath a sea of green. The gods  
    sing & dance like the waves. Urashima & his maiden make whoopy. But he rows his  
    boat & returns to Tsutsugawa. It’s 300 years in the future. 

Everything solid melts into air.

How a poet’s born is squalid shit, unless you’re of the manorborn. It could start with 
    pre-language when you’re birthed into sound:

Clank of kitchen pots, foreign syllables: shi tsu fu, How much is that doggy in the 
    window? Radio = Sound Salvation.

The poet-as-boy was bullied by José of the Gap Tooth who hit him up for nickels on  
    Amsterdam Ave. He was a biology geek in sixth, morphing into The Good Boy 
    outwhiting the whites,  

                                                                                                                     whereas, latently

He bullied Michael Maiz for his poundcake sandwiches & his pool of lagrimas & 
     yanked the chair out from under Stephen Cram who bonked his bloody skull.

Maybe the poet was destined for a life of bondage like his dominatrix community college 
    student who crucifixed herself on meat hooks. What is the pedagogy of the colored 

Words corrupted silence the first time he heard pussy or cocksucker & didn’t know 
    what they meant. Language feeds the devil’s work. The mauve shadow eats the 
    granite ledge.

He dropped his baby fat, aced the mathematics, got into the swim of things, scuttling 
    like a crab in the soundless blue, splashdash of sea-change.

The poet’s family was a cabal of strangers: a Bellevue’d sister, her dream of genocide was 
    a conceptual art gesture, dumping a sack of sand at his door’s threshold. A delinquent 
    brother sickened by self-hate & 20/200 blind rage who ZZZ’d on the IRT with the        
    queens all night & came back from Bien Hoa looking for alcoholic nullity. A father  
    who loathed hakujin, except for Henry Wallace & Pete Seeger, artifacts of the Old 
    Left who went to Columbia & arbitrate taste. The  mother: an enigma, a carapace.

These are the irreconcilable contraries out of which poetry is born.

* * *

Sage orientalist wisdom:

Less cheese,
More rats.

 * *

The poet doesn’t say fuck you to the audience. He’s too well-brought-up for that. But he
    feels pompous & mildly ridiculous. He imagines it preferable to wear a red clown’s 
    nose & enormous shoes & squeeze a big Harpo horn. The poem whimpers to an end.  
   The sad colorless rain pees on him, a Burque squall. Gas escapes from the gray faces 
    like a Hindenburg crash&burn.

What poetry is is a telegram about the human death / the savage wisdom of animals / a 
    pogrom of the one percent / articulate stone / the assassination of positivity /     
    samizdat / the  ghosteyes of a seahorse / dismantling the structure of whiteness / the  
    sniper in the jungle /the naked heart of a child

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