Cognitive Test

 
The first couple of questions are easy. They’ll have
a lion, a giraffe, a whale, and a shark, and they’ll say,
“Which one’s the lion?” Okay. And that’s all the press covered.
The first question. They didn’t cover the last question. Multiply 4,733,

times seven, divide, without paper and pencil, by the way,
divide it by four, add up another 37 and a half, 0.5. I remember that.
Now, what’s your number? How many people in this room
could do it? Not too many. Or they give you six names in a row.

They give you six names in a row at the beginning. “Sir, I’m going
to give you six names.” Good. They look at them, a chair, a hat,
a badge, a necklace. “We’re going to give you six things.”
And I say, “Good. What’s going on?” “Can you rename them?”

I did it very easily, but I got mocked. They said, “Oh, that’s so easy.”
It’s not easy. It’s not easy. Go home and try doing it. Okay? Go home.

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No Problem, First Lady

 
I called our First Lady. They said, how good was
that speech? Was that brilliant? Did you see the crowd?
First Lady, this is the way you talk to a wife, right?
Did you see the crowd, first lady? How good was that?

She goes, but your hair looked terrible. I said,
what the hell! Or she’ll say something even worse.
Have you gained weight? You didn’t look good. But this time
it was like a fluke. She said the speech was unbelievable.

Congratulations. But what happened? You couldn’t find the stairs
going off the stage. So I imitated him and the fake news
said I couldn’t find the stairs. I said I had no problem, First Lady.
She said, well, they showed you. You couldn’t get off the stage.

You were walking into a wall. Now, I don’t like to do it anymore
because they show it to show that’s an imitation of Biden.

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