Zachary Locklin is the author of My Beard Supports Nothing, a collection of Facebook poems published by Weekly Weird Monthly Press. The Facebook Poems is an ongoing project inspired by Tennyson’s newspaper poems, believe it or not, and all the bad poetry that shows up on Facebook. Zach is a graduate of the Master’s of Professional Writing program at the University of Southern California; he currently teaches composition, creative writing, and literature at California State University, Long Beach.